CHARACTER 01 · PINK · NEVER SMILES
TRISS
Pink frames stay on inside. Gold ring on the chain — earned, not given. She's read your texts. She's not replying. Considers it a kindness.
STATIC
DROP 001 — INCOMING
She arrived. Nobody was ready.
Two characters. Three colorways. One hundred units. After that — gone.
CHARACTER 02 · PURPLE · ONE FANG
STONKS
Smug smirk. Single fang. Gold watch — because she's timing this. She saw the dip. She already exited. She's not laughing at you. She's just laughing.
FABRIC
300GSM+ COTTON
WASH
ACID / MINERAL
CUT
OVERSIZED BOXY
EMBROIDERY
SIX PLACEMENTS
TAGS
ZERO
RUN
100 UNITS · ONCE
STORY LIVES IN THE STITCH
Every shirt is 300GSM+ heavyweight ring-spun cotton, single jersey knit, oversized through the body. High crew neck — 2.5" structured ribbed collar. Dropped shoulder. Generous sleeve. Side seams threaded full-length in neon pink.
Six embroidery placements per garment. Character art on left chest. Tonal callouts only the wearer notices. Bitchin'? on the back hem.
Zero tags. No hangtags. No woven labels. No printed labels. No size stickers. All branding embroidered permanently into the garment.
Open the package, put it on. That's the whole protocol.
// ONCE IT'S GONE — IT'S GONE //
WEBITCHIN' LLC · IDAHO · 2026 · HELLO@WEBITCHIN.COM